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His girlfriend Lisa, played by oft-topless Juliette Danielle, seduces his best friend, played by department store mannequin Greg Sestero. Tommy Wiseau, whose accent could best be described as "half-drunk Croatian cyborg", stars as Johnny, the man with the most sculpted ass in all of San Francisco. You know that foreign exchange student from high school who used to creep out all the girls with his clumsy leering and broken-English pick-up lines? Well, he's all grown up and somebody gave him money to make a film.
NEKROMANTIK 1987 GERM MOVIE
Objectively, this movie does not deserve anything above 1/10, but since on my scale 1/10 represents absolutely unwatchable crap I couldn't force myself to endure, unfortunately I have to rate it 2/10 "This film is like getting stabbed in the head. This is one of those things that you must personally experience to believe. It's hard to describe in words how bad this movie really is. The screenplay was obviously forced without ideas or inspiration and then put into the movie that I barely forced myself to watch till the end. Not only unconvincing, but also very irritating. In the original movie, you could not tell that the elephant is not the real one, while here all animals look like they skipped from a cartoon. Humor is rerun or exaggerated or simply pointless. The new cast is not bad itself, some of them are maybe even better than the original cast, but they miss the charm that we fell to in the first movie.
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I have nothing against movies that are meant to be in more than one part, not even those meant to be single movies but then inspired sequels, but when they knock something together just to try and get a few dollars more of the old glory. 9/10 George of the Jungle 2 (2003) Sad attempt to get more money on old glory. George of the Jungle (1997) A movie that makes me happy.